one hundred word story #31: Like

Basically he’s all, I like you, and literally she’s like, are you kidding? And basically he says that like is just a word, right, like is that random space between I don’t know you yet and I’d really like to, you know, like you. So then she’s all, that’s creepy, and basically I don’t go out with people I don’t know, and even though I know you, I don’t think I want to, you know, like you. Like that. You’re likable, but you’re literally not my kind of guy. He’s like, that’s so random. No, she says, it really isn’t.